wat would be the funniest answer to…?
Monday, June 7th, 2010 at
6:20 pm
wat would be the most amusing thing you could say to this situations…(the most amusing gets the BEST ANSWER)
when someone…..
1)cuts in front of you
2)spits near you or on your shoe
3)hits your car or bicycle(wih a truck)
4)shows your most embarassing photo to your crush
5)reads your private diary without your permission?
remember the more amusing the better……
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1 – 5 the right response is: Roundhouse Kick to the forehead.
1) ouch i have my scissors handy so if u cut me i will cut u
2) oh now go get you rag and end cleaning my shoe
3) hey it doesnt matter if i am small you could have been more careful and u could become taller
4) wait thats not me that is u
5) hey no one goes to your peni$ and reads that without ur permission
1.http://youtube.com/watch?v=iX-XL6LvTn0
2.Spit on their face
3.Offer them a drink of alcohal and refuse when they question “Aren’t you going to have some”. Answer by saying “I’ll just wait until the cops get here”
4. Express my inner pyromaniac and BURN BURN BURN
5. I’m a guy….so I would roll into a ball and eat ice cream
(1) tap them on the shoulder then punch them in the face.
(2) tell them to open their mouths and u spit.
(3) well if ur on the bicycle i’m sure if u could talk.
(4) question their mom for baby pictures.
(5) you need to hide it better
1) Im not sure but i dont reckon this is the back of the line
2) You missed the ground
3) I reckon you dented your truck
4) What are u stockin me now? Or did u just get those from my mom.
5) I despise you. how dare u tell everyone i have diarea
how “amusing” you did that to me… and then i laugh cynically …
1) “oh, excuse me, i didnt see you standing there!”
2) dont say anything….just walk up to them and wipe the top of your shoe on the back of their leg
3) “i am SO sorry!…did i get any of my rust and paint on your limo?”
4) “and THAT was on my BEST day”
5) “i am terribly sorry about all those terrible things i said about you – can you please forgive me?”…..”what? you didnt read anything about you? oh, then you didnt really read my PRIVATE diary…..nevermind then”
best i could come up with off the top of my head in about 2 minutes….probably should have place more thought into it
1) nice BUT
2) “my dog is a lot like you”(smile innocently)
3) “hello, that is the most impressive introduction”
(laugh)
4)”cute, huh? It’s her(the frens) favourite”
5)” did you miss the curse on the front page? ‘anyone who reads this is a……’ hahaha”
Answers for 1-5: Slap them
1) If its a hot girl…. smack her ass and say srry i didnt see you thier. if its a guy, take a gun and shoot him in the head(http://youtube.com/watch?v=iX-XL6LvTn0)
2) spit on them and say my aim is better
3) give them some weed/ a drink and if they say r u gunna take some you say um.. yaya hold up i needa call my buddy (police)
4) go to your crush nd say did u like what you saw, cuz i got alot more where that came from! or take a pic of the guy in a certain position nd use photoshop =) (if hes armo take a pic of his huge nose)
5) um… u have no life but to read what other ppl write. are you jelous that you cant write about yourself?(i dunno i kinda bsed this one i dun really have a like diary)
1) if i was standing in line and it happened i would give them a wedgie and say cop that
2) piss on them
‘like a golden shower do we thats excellent hock
3) yell out where did you lern to drive reading the book on ya momas tits. Then get space invader wait till he pulls over for the night and fill his exsawst stacks with it
4) that was when i was young dumb and full of ***
5) Wouldnt be able to read mine cant write for s#$t
1) Check the size of their ass by hitting harddd…
2) Spit a juice or ice cream on their Gal frnd’s mouth and cleaning it again by our lips.
3) Take out the breaks and ghare wires of the truck
4) Capture their naked photo and publish in palm plates and banner ads.
5) Question their permission for a date with their Gal friend, and show them the culture!! lol
1) “Wait a second…what happened to your son that was in the wheelchair?”
2) “Thanks for the DNA sample! Now I can prove that you’re still trying to descend from apes.”
3) “Hey, that’s precisely why I had my bicycle covered by idiot insurance.”
4) “What? No, that’s not me! I can fit a LOT more than just six crayons up my nose!”
5) “Did you get to the part where I shove forks in your eyes? Oh wait, I haven’t written that…yet.”
1) say, “yeah, Don Vito Corleone*, we have a small situation…”
2)say, “ya know, in shakespeare’s time, spitting in front of someone was th eequivalent of flipping them off.” and proceed to spit…
3)”hmmm…i guess now would be a excellent time to get my taser…”
4) “excellent, times, excellent times…”
5) “it’s okay…i read yours, too…”
*ya know, THE godfather…
1) The line for your mom is 5 blocks back
2) You stink more then me
3) I’m already excellent looking, there is more then one way to get my attention
4) Your just jelous that I at least have someone, test tube rejection must hurt an dreadful lot
5) This will be open to the general public at my funeral. Sorta like your dads a$$ cheeks are at every corner now.
try this for amusing
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080425084222AAGha7o&r=w
1. i will cut their head.
2. i will cut their pant no boom part with out their knowledge and wipe my shoe
3. sell their truck and by a new car for me..may be Ferrari…
4. i will prove him a gay and get revenged..
5. i would say …i have just changed names and if u had really found out what i wrote about u just don’t take it serious i have a habit writing terrible about the ppl i like most….
1.excuse me but your in the incorrect line the cutting in a$$hole line is over there….
2. see now this is why its illegal for ppl to have sex with camels cuz the offspring like you just dont fit in society….
3. where did you get your licence from coco pops box or did you just sleep with your dad to get it?
4. yeah well i might look hideous in that pic but you will always be stupid forever…
5. while your at it dont you just suck up my a$$ so you can get inside my head?
yeah im a bit of a nasty one but hey when i say stuff ppl laugh….
lmfao at the video omfg haha
1. back of the line hoe
2. i don’t have one for this
3. call the police question them to hold your steering wheel then pretend to hit your head off your car/bike and act like your knocked out
4. dont let me bring out the pictures grandma
5. say ” i meant everything i said about you”
idk some of them are lame
but i couldn’t reckon of any excellent ones right now
oh well