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For those experienced and seasoned riders, what do you reckon of my new road bike? 2nd hand it was $420 for the bike, shoes, helmet, pedals, computer etc. It’s aluminium, not carbon. It’s a 9 speed.

Your crit would depend on what I use it for. I bought it as I’d like to be a racing demon. There’s a major cycle race, 109km, in March that I want to train for. So I guess it’s not for casual cruises among the flower beds at the park. I want to learn to ride, and quick.

Concerns I have are (as posted previously) :
- the seat anhialates my butt
- I can’t seem to go quick enough on straights
- I can’t go up hills, the smallest gear setting is SO tough
- it might not be the lightest bike, kind of on the heavy side

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Hoping that neighbor don’t start his mower
At seven a.m. Cause if he starts it…
Grass gonna glide, his shirt, shoes, and his cap.
But, I’m a peaceful sort, with a excellent heart…

Damned fool just cranked it up. Now I got to
Flatten all four tires…my car’s tires, of course!
Then sashay over to his idiot
Self…bat my lashes, sweetly question for help…

Which I don’t need, cause my brothers taught me
Everything about tires and fixing…
But HE don’t know that, and I ain’t tellin…
Cause, long about eleven a…damn…m,

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As the cashier runs your buy over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow, magic!”

Question other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

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As the cashier runs your buy over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow, magic!”

Question other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

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!!As the cashier runs your buy over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow, magic!”

Question other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

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which ones would you try???

As the cashier runs your buy over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow, magic!”

Question other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

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i reckon I have dyspraxia. Here are the symptoms that I experience:

Poor balance. Difficulty in riding a bicycle, going up and down hills YES

Poor posture and fatigue. Difficulty in standing for a long time as a result of weak muscle tone. YES

Floppy, unstable round the joints. Some people with dyspraxia may have flat feet NO

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As the cashier runs your buy over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow, magic!”

Question other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

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i recently signed up for ballet lessons, on a whim saw a sign saying they were enrolling and called, she was a ancient lady very sweet, really wants me to come dance, she like all the girls will be excited cuz there will be a guy in class and its for any age, so the girls most likely will be younger or around my age. she like u can come dance with me if u don’t mind dancing with all girls? i thought that’s the way most ballet classes are? but there is also another boy signing up, she told me to first off get white t shirt and tight knit shorts? she said they don’t look like bicycle shorts the more shorter? i went to academy and walmart and around and they look at me like a weirdo, they say all they have is for girls? so what do i do? just buy girls, but before i signed up i bought balelt shoes and tights, i really didnt want them but the lady in the dance store kept insisting id prolly need them so i got them. i told my teacher about them first she said she wanted shorts now that i cant find the shorts she wants me to wear the tights, what should i do? I’m going to be embarrassed if i go in tights and the other boy is wearing shorts? can u give me any pointers as well, what will it be like wearing the stuff, being in a class full of girls? will they make fun, just anything u can tell me to help me out, thank you!

I am asking this again with more detail.

I’m seventeen, three months to go ’till eighteen. I do not need to be questioned “Why not just wait three months?” I’ve already thought about this myself, and I have my own reasons. No I’m not an abused child. No, we aren’t poor. No, I don’t have a terrible life and no my girlfriend didn’t dump me, considering I’ve never had one. In fact, I’m an adventurous young fellow, as is my friend, we are both writers, and, by the way, unless your incapable of reading English and fail miserably at math, obtaining a GED is simple stuff. We want a right tale, and maybe, since I’m the most unmotivated useless teenager born to my parents, I’ll find some during this journey. As for supporting myself, I’m resourceful. Fifteen hundred dollars and a sleeping bag, along with my bicycle goes a long way. I’m not remaining in the States anyhow. Where am I going? Central & South America. I speak Spanish and Portuguese fluently. Yes, at seventeen, you can go into other countries alone. I have flown and entered three different countries on three different continents. Then again, I’m not going alone. I’m being accompanied by my best friend, who is eighteen, and he isn’t housing or paying for me, or aiding me, unless you consider talking to me to be aiding me. Don’t tell me he’s going to jail if we’re caught, as if you pointed something out so obvious that ruins the whole plot. We’ve thought long and hard about it.

So,
Here it is: I live in California. It isn’t really, illegal to runaway. Of course, if found by law enforcement, then law enforcement or my parents can forcibly return me home. It isn’t a Status Offense, and since I have no prior criminal record, it will be a first offense of disobedience, that would lead to charges if I was caught and attempted running away a second time.

My question is: What sort of effort will really be place forth to finding me?

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